Ugly?

I've never blogged before. And I'm not going to advertise this page much to my sophisticated already bloggerly friends, because quite frankly I think I will be intimidated out of posting if I think people are actually reading this. So if a random person stumbles across this blog, hey you! Hi.

The reason this blog doesn't have a header is because, much like in life, I have no idea what I'm going to focus on in this blog. I don't even know what I'm focusing on in this post. I know that's bad. I'll work on it. It's difficult though, because all this internet porn is really distracting.

So, I'm a writer. It's pretty much required writers have blogs these days. Especially since I've been a nonpracticing writer since I moved back to my hometown. One could say my most time consuming practice is that of nonpractice, ho ho ho. I have long been a nonpracticing Catholic. Other things I'm nonpracticing at: nudist, s&mer, rock star. I am all these things, I'm just not working on them per se. Some of them I nonpractice more than others, i.e. nudism (I have recently worn socks in the shower), s&m, and rock starring. Of course, since these are the things I'm nonpracticing, it stands to reason that I do practice everything else. Except anal. It just doesn't do much for me, okay?!

Well I feel that I have sufficiently rambled for my first blog post. Maybe even too sufficiently. Plus (and here I shall reveal the dirty truth about why I'm even blogging in the first place: procrastination), I have to go pack because I'm moving in the morning. Random guy who was searching for porn and found this blog (and probably didn't even read until the end), hey you! Bye.